Needs Salt

James came in the living room tonight, handed me a bunch of books and said:
"Here Dad. Read these books. They taste (smacks lips) booky."

Do Something Else

The kids were playing in their room this morning when the noise began to crescendo, culminating in James screaming. He came trotting into the front room where Jess was:

Jess: James no screaming. If you don't like what Rees is doing then use your words to tell him or go do something else.
James: Ok.

James then went back in his room.

James: Rees, I'm going to do something else.
Rees: Ok, I'll do it with you.